Eating spaghetti with a spoon is a horrible experience 0/10 would recommend

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Job interview
  • Interviewer: What are three words that describe you?
  • Me: Boss Ass Bitch

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  • english is not their first language: Hello! I'm sorry if my English isn't very good.
  • english is their first language: hte fuckign

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my teacher sent a student home today because the student had had an anxiety attack earlier in the morning and she said “if you have a broken bone, you don’t just keep walking on it and damaging it more, you treat it. Your mental health is the same. Health then school.” 

I was about to get really angry but it took a different turn than I expected
we really need more teachers like this 


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I wish I was your favorite memory…
Jess (convexly)


when you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end


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