cantstop-love:

scvlptures:

depression is when you don’t really care about anything

anxiety is when you care too much about everything

and having both is just like what

Having both is staying in bed because you don’t want to go to school and then panicking because you don’t want to fail. Having both is wanting to go see your friends so you don’t lose them all, then staying home in bed because you don’t want to make the effort. Having both is insanely hard and sucks to deal with.

thatfunnyblog:

Maddie: its time to strip and make the bed.

Funny Stuff you like?

(Source: tiptons)

corsolareef:

"begin your essay with an interesting fact or quote"
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im gonna fucking ACE this essay

  • Teacher : What comes after 69?
  • Student : Mouthwash.
  • Teacher : Get out.

dietcrush:

my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years

I found my roommate’s twitter…

egobus:

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wow i really got around on the second day of school

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i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything

…I don’t even drink alcohol 

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i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music 

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i don’t even have her number????????????

poisonnoak:

bombing:

strwberry97:

bombing:

for someone who’s 70% water you don’t look very refreshing

BURNNNN

water cannot be burned

EVAPORATEEE

yoncevevo:

he’s cute but i’m not liking his selfie because i want him to know he ain’t shit

maluhm:

nbhd-hoodlums:

thinferior:

alexgagkarth:

imagine having a boyfriend that takes you to concerts

imagine having a boyfriend that takes you to his concerts

Imagine having a boyfriend

concerts

(Source: rnexican)