benjoyment:

48 Shades of Lightning 
Taken from last night’s thunderstorm.
(color hues are unretouched)

puppymother:

in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain to me how a fridge works? like how does it stay cold”

partynoxious:

when you’ve been with the same guy for 4 years

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hedlunds:

stands outside the divorce court waiting for hot dads who need love

guy:

being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body

(Source: guy)

askneppy:

multipack:

row row row your boat gently away from me

Merrily merrily merrily merrily please just fuckin leave

(Source: ihaveremade)

comin4dabooty:

When you stub your toe

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(Source: baelingual)

waluiqi:

i just went on facebook and

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spoopee:

kldzbop:

what do bugs do for fun

they ruin lives